Over the years, I have witnessed various acts of stupidity conducted by men in order to obtain the object of their desire. Please try to avoid the following in your future endeavors:
Poppin' Wheelies on your Japanese motorcycle.
This is one of those things that make me throw up in my mouth. Just fucking stop.
Pulling over a woman after 10pm to offer her a ride.
You have just entered the creepy zone. And don't ask if we're "sure." You'll only appear creepier. Just because we're on foot does not mean we sell sex. It simply suggests that we are mere pedestrains on our way home. We like walking and don't need your shitbox to take us to our door. Besides, then you'll know where we live and we'd have to go get a gun license. Big hassle.