Wednesday, January 2, 2008

I Don't Need Your Kudos

Since I've moved to Long Island, I've noticed an evergrowing trend here: Girls in public wearing pajamas. I don't know if this is a nationwide thing or just a popular statement in this area, but it's way too abundant. I'll go to Stop N' Shop and they'll be 20 of them coming down the fruit aisle like pajama clad zombies. Some have a dischelved bun thing going on on their head equipt with a scrunchy. Others have elaborate prints on their pants such as horizontal peace signs or cupcakes. I came to the conclusion that they're trying to say "Look how cute I am when I roll out of bed!" What it means to me, quite frankly, is that you didn't change your underwear. And that's not very cute. Slimeballs.