Saturday, February 16, 2008

WOMEN:

Please stop pissing on the seats of public toilets. I'm tired of either cleaning up after you or having to remain suspended in mid air trying to relieve myself. If it's your pee, please be so kind as to remove it from existance. I mean, do you not feel slightly embarrassed when exiting the stall and meeting the next occupant who will have to encounter the urine tainted disaster that you've created? I'm done with your drip drips. Not sexy.