-Don't try to assemble a blow torch in order to multilate a bug by using an aerosol can and a bic lighter. My head is highly flammable and I really could live without lighting on fire for the time being.
-Don't mush your penis somewhere within your thigh region and make believe you have a vagina. Why does every guy HAVE to do this and show you? Ever notice that they get all joyful and happily prance around too? It's never a matter of fact thing. It's a celebration.
Anyway. I lost interest in this topic and migrated to YouTube.
Oh no! There goes Tokyo. Go go Godzilla.