Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Candice ate a grape.
Candice is now extending her arm
Candice is attending the event OBGYN in Franklin Square (March 29th)
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Candice walked into Rite Aid and bought antibiotics and gum
Candice is now friends with Her Mother
Candice's Mother: CAN! ARE YOU COMING TO THE BRONX FOR DINNER ON FRIDAY? BY THERE AT 11AM BECAUSE I NEED TO GO GIVE GRANDMA HER MEDS SO EAT DINNER WHEN YOU WAKE UP FOR MOMMY, OK? I LOVE YOU, LOVE MOMMY.
Candice joined the group I Have No Cable TV and A Lack Of Hobbies
Monday, March 16, 2009
On a recent trip to Walgreens to examine multiple hair colors that I'd like to try but won't because I don't feel like damaging my hair again, I saw a girl in a puffy coat and REINDEER pajama pants walking in the Maybelline section. For some reason, I find the idea of actually sporting pajamas with 800 reindeer floating in all sorts of directions in public extremely intriguing for I do not have the balls to do this myself. I began to discreetly follow her and even attempted to take her picture but I think she caught on when she heard my heels that no longer have heel caps and/or perhaps seen my reflection in one of those overhead, shoplifter mirrors. Then I started to feel creepy and as though I was in the same boat as a balding man with intense ear hair and flip flops and turned around. Sheepishly.